Twat-waffle

a person (usually a female) who is an etreme bitch. cam also be used synonymously with trick, whench, cock-block, ect.

My ex-girlfriend is being a twat-waffle with my new girlfriend, that cock-block.

by brennan "Juggernaut" hensley September 16, 2007

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Fag Twat

A noun in which its personal level of fag-ness has officially breached the point of it simply being called a fag, it is now reffered to as a fag vagina or in other words fag twat.

Jimmy: hey did you see jeff the other day, he was wearing rainbow boots in a hot topic with a couple of lesbians in loose jeans and flannels.

Ethan: Man Jeff is such a fag twat.

by Idgafseriously July 29, 2011

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Sleep Twat

a complete twat of a man who only comes out when someone is trying to wake someone else up.

often used in the term "to get one's sleep twat on"

i was trying to wake dave up so we could leave for town but he got his sleep twat on so we left him at home.

by J Kelso November 11, 2007

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Twat Tax

The act of paying for your own idiocy

For example, if you have left your keys in the house, and ended up locked out, you'll have to call a 24 hour locksmith to get back in, you'll probably have to pay the guy £80.

That £80 is £80 twat tax.

The opposite of twat tax would be if you put on a pair of jeans you haven't worn in a while, and you find some money in the pockets, that can be known as a Twat Tax Rebait

by Whizz! January 26, 2012

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