Twat-waffle

a person (usually a female) who is an etreme bitch. cam also be used synonymously with trick, whench, cock-block, ect.

My ex-girlfriend is being a twat-waffle with my new girlfriend, that cock-block.

by brennan "Juggernaut" hensley September 30, 2007

Fag Twat

A noun in which its personal level of fag-ness has officially breached the point of it simply being called a fag, it is now reffered to as a fag vagina or in other words fag twat.

Jimmy: hey did you see jeff the other day, he was wearing rainbow boots in a hot topic with a couple of lesbians in loose jeans and flannels.

Ethan: Man Jeff is such a fag twat.

by Idgafseriously July 29, 2011

Twat Tax

The act of paying for your own idiocy

For example, if you have left your keys in the house, and ended up locked out, you'll have to call a 24 hour locksmith to get back in, you'll probably have to pay the guy £80.

That £80 is £80 twat tax.

The opposite of twat tax would be if you put on a pair of jeans you haven't worn in a while, and you find some money in the pockets, that can be known as a Twat Tax Rebait

by Whizz! February 19, 2012

Twat Corn

The glob of white goop that sometimes develops on the penis during vaginal sex.

I was boning your mom last night and there was some serious twat corn popping.

by Zombie Messiah September 26, 2008

Sleep Twat

a complete twat of a man who only comes out when someone is trying to wake someone else up.

often used in the term "to get one's sleep twat on"

i was trying to wake dave up so we could leave for town but he got his sleep twat on so we left him at home.

by J Kelso December 5, 2007

twat tap

a less intense version of cooter jab,but a nice gesture nonetheless

Before a game the team gave each other friendly twat taps

by buttpiratess November 27, 2004

Tinsel Twat.

Tinsel Twat. A person who embraces all that is tacky about Christmas without understanding or caring what it is supposed to be about.

Tinsel Twat.
Here "Tinsel Twat" What's Christmas about?

"I Dunno" Gettin presents,drinkin, eating and puttin up decorations.

by WillonWheels December 18, 2010