Ditched the tits

To break up with a girl, esp. one with large boobs.

Joe- So how are you and Suzy going?

Mike- Oh, I just got tired of her bitchin' and ditched the tits.

Joe- OK then.

by mrpopo123 November 15, 2010

Tit McMuffin

Used as a swear or when talking about a muffin or cupcake that looks like a tit.

That cup cake looks like a Tit McMuffin.

by ahfhfhf May 1, 2011

tit nocker

An angry person that runs up to women randomly, and beats on her tits, usualy making them nock into each other.

DUDE!!! DID YOU SEE THAT TIT NOCKER?!?!?!?!

by endlessraper July 21, 2010

an-tits-ipation

The great anticipation one gets when one is waiting for breasts to be shown during a porno, during sex... etc.

"Dude, this porno sucked! I didn't see her tits until 10 minutes in. I was dieing of an-tits-ipation.

by I really like porn, like a lot April 13, 2013

tits on a turtle

Someone who is basically useless

She is basically tits on a turtle

by Curly March 22, 2017

shitty tits

a joke made by me used by multiple people in the magical land of canada such uses of the word include

(does war crime) dang i massicard thousends well this wont be a problum latter (gets found out) oh shitty tits

by a stupid german canadian March 11, 2021

droppin tit

Droppin Tit is a subtle mating call that may be executed subconsciously by a woman, usually when the woman is in heat. Droppin Tit occurs when the female exposes her titty in public and, in many cases, pictures of said titty end up on the internet.

For example, in response to an Instagram post where titty has been dropped, an interested male might say, "If Kim's gonna be droppin tit like that you gotta let me know”

by SkiBoat17 October 10, 2018