Humpty Bumps

A lifetime diagnosis resulting from roll in the hay with the town bicycle, your mom, Trina from down the block, etc characterized by occasional flare ups of “fun bubbles” full of disease in the nether regions - tldr- genital herpes

“Little Ron caught himself a nasty case of the humpty bumps down at your moms house and can’t get himself a dose of the Valtrex til next week- got himself more blisters than Usain Bolt on marathon Monday”

by TallulahTabasco132 February 4, 2022

Bump

To fight

We can bump right now

by Aayla T May 3, 2018

bumping belts

A sexual orientation that is conducted by hips, touching hips. When fully enveloped in the deed.

After some drinks, we began bumping belts

by KnightHawk29 February 13, 2024

Bump bummer

Individual who hangs around only to bum a bump from a person

Frank hangs out with Jane only to be a bump bummer not a real friend.

by simplybeauitful December 15, 2019

Stump bumping

When a man inserts a chard or meth into his penis for a rock hard erection.

J loves to stump bumping before masterbating

by V193 September 27, 2020

bourbon bump

when a homeless dude comes up to on bourbon street trying to sell you cocaine and you ‘test’ a bump in a bathroom then bolt

Yeah, we managed to do 3 bourbon bumps last night.

by cmcosmic June 16, 2023

bump and shuffle

A less dynamic form of "hit and run."

Friend 1: "Dude, I was a little buzzed last night so I accidentally had a bump and shuffle."
Friend 2: "Did you get caught?"
Friend 1: "Nah, the guy just woke up and spilled his coffee."

by Football Addict March 21, 2010