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Squashed Spider

An anus
by durrrrrr455 November 14, 2012
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Not here to fuck spiders

Fuck SpidersOriginally refers to (during boredom) putting all finger tips together and bouncing palms in and out. Which can look like two spiders fucking.
“Are we getting the job done?”

“Yeah, we’re not here to fuck spiders
by URBAN155 July 18, 2022
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Spider-Man - Multiverse

When a woman grabs cum out on f her vagina and yells “SPIDER-MAN - Multiverse!”
As she was showering after coatis she yelled, “SPIDER-MAN - Multiverse!!”
by KABDUBS January 8, 2025
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Spider-Man

Spider-Man is the greatest hero of all time. He’s not the strongest or smartest but he’s always there everyday giving it his all to fight for justice and hope. No matter how bad things get or how hopeless it may seem Spider-Man gets up and keeps going. He fights for the little guy, the civilians down on our level, the ones not strong enough to defend themselves. He doesn’t do it for pay or fame he does it because with great power comes great responsibility. The best part is that he’s you and me and anyone who’s ever stood up against the odds to fight for others and help people in need. If you’ve ever helped fight the good fight on any level, in your school or around your city guess what, you are spider-man. Anyone can where the mask, you could wear the mask, it’s the heart of the person behind it that makes spider-man.
Person 1: Who’s your favorite superhero?
Person 2: Who do you think? It’s spider-man
by It’s Mr.Banana November 2, 2023
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Spider Giraffe

A man who is one in a million infinities.

He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.

He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.

He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).

And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).

He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).
My sexy spider giraffe can we have Gn?
by The universe_actually August 13, 2025
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Spider Orgy

Last night Tom Sam Athan And Sierra Had a spider orgy
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spider 2y banana

Anything that's complex and not easily understood by a layperson; to intentionally obfuscate or confuse someone with verbiage.
Damn dude, I just asked you for the time, and you went all spider 2y banana on me!
by dauntless5 September 1, 2021
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