When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.
Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018
<.7.9.7.6.>Indirect Pick Up Artist Utilize The Angel Number "'456'" & Direct Pick Up Artists Utilizes The Angel Number "'343'"<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Indirect Pick Up Artist Utilize The Angel Number "'456'" & Direct Pick Up Artists Utilizes The Angel Number "'343'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025
an nicer of telling someone that respect is not simply deserved because you're you, but because you earned other peoples' respect.
if you happen to be a political pundit or a porch dog, please drive yourself away and start your lives all over again; learn how to pick up your stars in the dust. in the phrase pick up your stars in the dust, the stars also refer to the stars and stripes that denote a military rank on an individual's military uniform.
by Sexydimma December 01, 2016
by Michael December 07, 2021
1. conservative homosexuals who claim "they're not like other gays" and "there exists nothing like Homophobia" just to get Conservative brownie points.
2. Famous examples include Ernst Röhm and Rock Hudson, two closet conservative gay people who were thrown under the bus by Adolf Hitler and Ronald Reagan respectively. Ernst Röhm was thrown into the same concentration camp and Rock Hudson was given no support when he was HIV positive.
3. Faggots who themselves have piles, STDs and even HIV AIDS, have unhygienic sodomy, and will shit on trans, intersex and non binary people. Trans people especially, who've done so much labour during the HIV scare.
4. throw the rest of the community under the bus, waiting for their turn one day.
Also called grifter.
2. Famous examples include Ernst Röhm and Rock Hudson, two closet conservative gay people who were thrown under the bus by Adolf Hitler and Ronald Reagan respectively. Ernst Röhm was thrown into the same concentration camp and Rock Hudson was given no support when he was HIV positive.
3. Faggots who themselves have piles, STDs and even HIV AIDS, have unhygienic sodomy, and will shit on trans, intersex and non binary people. Trans people especially, who've done so much labour during the HIV scare.
4. throw the rest of the community under the bus, waiting for their turn one day.
Also called grifter.
Abhijit Iyer Mitra is a pick me gay. He's an ugly warthog who dances in dresses and then shits on the trans community. He's also very unhygienic and could have syphilis.
by waayytogo December 27, 2023
Tasty right? if you have ever done this and ate it after thats compleatly normal if your 0-2 years old
by slayamazingqueenatpurryas January 05, 2023
Heard recently in the NW of England, used by an elderly lady in a bank whilst speaking to a member of staff. She had just opened one of the cashier's desks..."watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"
Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....
Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....
by Deepestblue March 06, 2013