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Internet Computer

Crypto currency. The next “big thing” after bitcoin and ethereum. Half of ethereums scaling solutions come internet computer and they have the most cryptographers on the planet. Will probably beat bitcoin or has done already. Current price $5
Stranger: Ha look at that idiot buying internet computer that crashed from $700 to $5!
Smart person: I am accumulating Internet Computer as I know it’s the most advanced crypto project on the planet. I am going to be so fucking rich when this takes off, men will be seething in jealousy when they find out I bought internet computer early and women will be begging me for sex. Have fun trying to buy one internet computer whilst I have a few thousand, I will be partying with the ladies and sipping champagne on my cruise liner as we head to our private island. It’s good to be smart.
by kenneth flatley July 6, 2022
mugGet the Internet Computermug.

internet clap

One or more computer virus infestations resulting from visiting questionable web-sites, especially porn sites.
"I can't finish this presentation, I've come down with internet clap and now I can only surf pop-ups."
by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 3, 2020
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internet poverty

n. The lack of Internet in an an area, such as a home or country without Internet or with very slow, almost non-existent Internet.
I went over to Josh's last night and his internet got shut off. I felt like it was last Friday in that bitch because I went back in time. I have him the number for a shelter that helps people suffering from Internet poverty.
by TheBeagler December 3, 2013
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Internet Explorer

The page cannot be displayed

The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web
site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need
to adjust your browser settings.

Please try the following:

o Click the Refresh button, or try again later

o If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make

sure that it is spelled correctly.

oTo check your connection settings, click the Tools menu,

and then click Internet Options. On the Connections

tab, click Settings. The settings should not match those

provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or

Internet service provider (ISP).

o If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft

Windows can examine your network and automatically

discover network connection settings.

If you would like Windows to try and discover them,

click Detect Network Settings

o Some sites require 128-bit connection security. Click the

Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer to

determine what strength security you have installed.

o If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your

Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and

then click Internet Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll

to the Security section and check settings for SLL 2.0, SSL

3.0, TLS 1.0, PCT 1.0.

o Click the Back button to try another link.

o Get a browser that actually works.
Dude, you use Internet Explorer? What a loser.
by chEs778 February 9, 2020
mugGet the Internet Explorermug.

Bad Internet

Romans internet because he always lags out in COD
Damn Roman why did you leave the game
Sorry bro I have bad internet
by BennyCBoy December 26, 2020
mugGet the Bad Internetmug.

Cruzing The Internet

The act of watching illicit adult material online while simultaneously stimulating oneself
Dude, did you see Ted Cruz's Twitter last night? He was totally Cruzing the internet
by Throwaway181 September 18, 2017
mugGet the Cruzing The Internetmug.

Internet Transfer

A digital method to shift or attribute the ownership and rights of online access to one’s online assts to another.
rights of online access to one’s online assts to another is internet transfer
by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
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