Whaling on the moon.

When you put your hands on your partners ass and yell "I'M WHALING ON THE MOON" . Commonly done after injecting 30 pots

I'M Whaling on the moon.

by Resiean November 5, 2014

dick back whale

a whale with a dick in its back

LOOK AT THAT DICK BACK WHALE!!!!

by ppwacker July 20, 2021

Whaling

Whaling is a game where a couple of friends go out on the town and try to hook-up with larger women. When they spot a larger woman they all yell "Thar she blows!" The last guy to yell the phrase, had to then try to hook up with the woman.

Hey guys, who wants to go out "Whaling" this weekend. Last weekend I picked up a 400 pounder.

by ManOnFire3223 February 16, 2024

Whale hunter

Dating a fat girl

Jake Henderson is a whale hunter

by Start as bogan August 25, 2016

Blue whale

Blue Whales are the moast streamline animal in the water (this is a scientificly proven fact). Despite there size the ridges along there sides offer maximum efficiency and there fore make them extre streamline they can cruse at speeds of 30kmh and have been recorded to travel 50kmh

Person 1 "Hey did you know what the moast streamline animal in the sea."

Person 2 "what."

Person 1 "the blue whale"

Person 2 "No way that's amazing."

by Professor Goodwin August 26, 2021

Orange Whale Owner

The one person on Earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a "cool story bro" story. Also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed "cool stories," that his potential is flustered and dormant.

Orange Whale Owner: "I love wikipedia because I love telling cool stories bro. I love telling cool stories because I love wikipedia. Greatest revelation of my life."

Friend: "Cool story bro"

by ICECHART September 8, 2012

Homosexual Whale

An easily offended fat person who is most often gay.

Listen dude no offence but you were being such a homosexual whale back there

by Whalejokesatyou November 13, 2016