Missouri car wash

Noun- The act of opening the backdoor of a school bus, pulling down your pants, and peeing on the car behind

Ivan needed to pee, so he opened the emergency exit and gave the Dodge behind them a Missouri car wash

by MissouriMann May 22, 2017

Pressure Washing Porn

When one has a fetish for the look of surfaces that have recently been pressure washed. Especially those with either before and after or mid way through pictures.

"I know this may seem weird, but every time I see pressure washing porn I always blow my load!!"

"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"

by whowouldathunkit65984 August 20, 2013

White Wash

A Mexican dude who wears Flannels and crocs

“Yo you seen Leo today”
“Yeah man he really became white washed”

by Imtoospicy June 28, 2022

emilo 1 tap washing machine

the person only 1 taps people in games

person 1: omg i just did a emilo 1 tap washing machine

person 2: nice

by mariusballs13 November 22, 2021

Cream wash

For a Woman’s secretions to thicken into cream and spread on one’s penis or fingers upon insertion

I’ve had a bad day, when you can take some time to cream wash me

by TaiChee March 18, 2024

Washed

When a guy named peter is really annoying because he is really dumb and just stupid

"that guy is washed"

by JohnnyWanny March 16, 2023

curb wash

The colloquial term for the unexpected or expected drenching experienced when a passing vehicle drives through a puddle while a pedestrian is walking along the street; most commonly experienced during or after rainy conditions. It's akin to receiving an impromptu wash from the curb or road, resulting in being drenched and potentially necessitating a change of attire.

1. I had such a rough day at work. My boss was a jerk, I was swamped with mundane tasks, the weather sucked, and to cap it all off, on my way to my car someone totally curb washed me.
2. That puddle is in a prime location to curb wash someone.
3. Just saw this doofus get curb washed on the side walk. He should have taken the bus...

by yilliy May 10, 2024