The most intimate thing

It's like that Christmas song. 🎶It's the most wonderful time of the year🎶

Hym "Except it isn't the most wonderful time of the year. It's the middle of winter. Until 5-7 years ago it was below 0 here every year. It's literally the worst time of the year but it's moral significance is inflated by and incest slavery cult. The same logic applies to the most intimate thing you can do. They are already doing it for money. They aren't going to stop doing it. We're in a state of legal prostitution for the wealthy and the poor being priced out of the market by the state. The sex act is a commodity. Relationships don't work."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024

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i wanna end things

i don’t actually i love you so much and you need to give me more attention and stop leaving me on delivered for so long😁🩷

i

think
we
should
end
things
(i wanna end things)

by love u🩷 February 20, 2024

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Green Thing

Green Thing a Troll that names her social media channels after a growth on her vagina lip

Those kids with special needs was choked out by Green Thing

by Professor DickDown June 3, 2022

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Truck things

When your wife invites her friends over and you land yourself an unexpected fiveway

The girls are coming around tonight

Thats OK, I'll just do truck things.

by Drcalloway March 4, 2021

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Doing the thing

Eating pussy. When you suck dick at fucking pussy but your tongue game is strong. You don't got much game but when your girl mad you just eat your way to her heart.

Guy 1: Yo bro, look at that fine ass Bella!

Guy 2: Ya but what's she doing rollin around with that chooch ass mf

Guy 3: Oh shit I know what's up, that fuckboy must got game at Doing the thing

by 4WienerWaterSoup9 August 14, 2024

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