John Chan

Nerd, 2007 graduate of Early College in Guildford. He has 6 degrees, in Civil Engineering, City Planning, Sports Management, Economics and Advanced Calculus. He also took AP biology, AP chemistry and AP physics. Universities he has been to include, Harvard, Yale, UBC, USC, LSU and UT.

John Chan graduated in 2007 and is currently working as CEO for All Around Business Co. He is also an avid sportsman, being a recruit and a 5 star watch for the Walonga Taildogs of the AFL, following his arrival in Australia and knowledge in AFL.

by Mindhack Diva September 7, 2023

John (Splatoon)

We don’t know who he is or what he wants, all we know is that he wears:

Pilot Goggles
Zink Layered LS
Purple High-Horses

Guy 1: Who the FUCK is John (Splatoon) ?
Guy 2: I don’t know

by anonymous September 24, 2023

John Stones

Perhaps the greatest player that has ever graced the world of football. It’s a well known fact that the sport was actually invented in 1994 when the beautiful bastard was born.

Bruno Fernandes: Why can’t we win the derby?

Harry Maguire: Because City have the greatest player in the world, John Stones!

by johnstonespropaganda November 22, 2021

john quinones

a man who says wwyd

john quinones: what would you do?

by theovster_ November 25, 2021

John Charles

A Racist, Homophobic, Transphobic, Whatever phobic, (name all kinds of discrimination here) male that lives in the United States. Will most likely be a redneck, and a Cracker.

Person 1: I love men.
Person 2: AYO ASIAN!!! WADDAYAMeAN YOU LIKE MEN!!?!?? ARE YOU A TRANS GAY ASIAN!?!?!?!?!?
Person 3: Just ignore him, he's just a casual John Charles
Person 1: welp okay.
Person 2: WADDAYA MEAN YOU'RE IGNORING ME!?!? I OWN A FARM MORON!!!

by UrMomGay.gov December 5, 2021

John Barilalo

John Barilalo is the best spaghetti slurping, goomba stomping guy you will ever meet. He specialises in hand to hand combat against cameramen and he loves to goomba stomp on the national wildlife parks therefore converting them into unsafe apartments. Even though he is 110% Italian, he will execute you via deformation lawsuit if you even utter to him "mamamia a-John-a Ba-ri-ralo you need a-more spaghet?" Yes, he barely passed tafe, yet he earns more money than you and keeps his baby fat intact. He work harder.

"John Barilalo, is a fat greasy scrotum."
- Friendly Jordies-

by Just telling it like how itis. November 13, 2022

Prank’em John

when your friend “pranks” you when you’re asleep by clapping your booty cheeks or stuffing your mouth

he’s asleep
prank’em john
*proceeds to sexually violate sleeping friend*

by RabbisaurusRex340 January 8, 2022