Guy A: Oh, hey thanks for coming. Been waiting all week for you to come by.
Internet Guy: No problem, my schedule has been all backed up. So, where's the computer.
Guy A: Well, here it is.
Internet Guy: (Begins to search up porn, and remove pants) Well here we go.
Guy A: Oh, yeah. You are the best Internet guy, I had... <3
Internet Guy: No problem, my schedule has been all backed up. So, where's the computer.
Guy A: Well, here it is.
Internet Guy: (Begins to search up porn, and remove pants) Well here we go.
Guy A: Oh, yeah. You are the best Internet guy, I had... <3
by TheRealOneRootBeer September 12, 2017
Get the Internet Guy mug.When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:
-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).
-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).
Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK
Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK
Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.
by Thatguywith2020vision June 23, 2011
Get the internet stoned mug.When using the internet becomes so much a part of your daily life IRL that you start forming preferences to the things you enjoy doing on the internet.
It is your new life, therefore it gets its own hobbies.
It is your new life, therefore it gets its own hobbies.
My Internet Hobby(s): Learning about food on wikipedia, watching videos of cute animals, reading fetish news and window-shopping on ebay.
by Randomflyingpigeons May 19, 2014
Get the Internet Hobby mug.n. The lack of Internet in an an area, such as a home or country without Internet or with very slow, almost non-existent Internet.
I went over to Josh's last night and his internet got shut off. I felt like it was last Friday in that bitch because I went back in time. I have him the number for a shelter that helps people suffering from Internet poverty.
by TheBeagler December 3, 2013
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"that's because you're french and you have french internet''
"no it's because your server is hosted on a potato"
"that's because you're french and you have french internet''
"no it's because your server is hosted on a potato"
by ihatekristyitsnotmyname September 9, 2020
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2. A slow failure of a web browser that takes bloody ages to load, randomly changes its homepage and installs adware, gives you constant pointless message boxes with content that is super obvious and unneeded, and is therefore useless for anything but navigating to Mozilla.com and downloading Mozilla Firefox.
3. Microsoft's web browser, with amazing features such as automatic spyware downloading, adaptive security holes, optimized brutally low speed, and amazingly obvious message boxes.
2. A slow failure of a web browser that takes bloody ages to load, randomly changes its homepage and installs adware, gives you constant pointless message boxes with content that is super obvious and unneeded, and is therefore useless for anything but navigating to Mozilla.com and downloading Mozilla Firefox.
3. Microsoft's web browser, with amazing features such as automatic spyware downloading, adaptive security holes, optimized brutally low speed, and amazingly obvious message boxes.
When I got my new DELL, I opened the Internet Explorer: Firefox Downloaded a copy of the latest Mozilla Firefox.
by MirriamSpiderWebster July 12, 2019
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