sweater fisting

fisting the most wet hole with a dry ass glove

Hey daddy, wanna try sweater fisting tonight?

by Kipcake March 31, 2017

Neopolitan Love Fist

Gentleman's version of the Cretin's "Shocka". Where in a dandy fellow takes his (or her) freshly manicured digits, inserts two in a lady's Flower and one into her Eye of Horus. The then proceeds to row and joust about with precision and rhythm until the Belladonna has reached a moment of ecstasy.

Also the name of a Guns of Boom veteran Player# 33073105 who will gladly apply such methods to your player; minus the flower, and with a mother fucking shotgun.

Bring it,noob.

OMFG, you just got the Neopolitan Love Fist, with a God Damn Blunderbuss.

You brought this on yourself.

by Chony Baloney March 15, 2018

sea fist

The act of a man on a boat who is using a rubber fist for anal satisfaction and easy bait.

Man I'm glad I'm using my sea fist I would never be able to shit without it and it works as a bait maker fish love poop

by Quote handler February 15, 2022

Ranch fist

To fist your partner while only using ranch dressing as lubrication

We ruined our brand new sheets last night when you gave me that ranch fist honey

by Furry peach December 7, 2018

Saudi Fist Bump

When you are using a gas pump to refill your vehicle.

People complain about gas prices but they don’t stop doing the Saudi Fist Bump.

by Keasterbunny July 18, 2022

fisted

experiencing a major inconvenience

“I’m so fisted that we don’t have the same classes.”
“Her boss demoting her really fisted her off.”

by tara carter July 25, 2022

Fist Deposit

Ejaculate produced while banking electronically.

I just made my fist deposit into my virtual wallet and I think a came a little.

by Milkacows_Mom August 26, 2009