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The small amount of texting a new mom will engage in with her friends and/or family after having the baby..... While she is awake breastfeeding her child she may text you, then as soon as her child is fed, taken care of and put back to sleep...... you will assume she also has gotten milk drunk and bedded back down herself.
My best friend of 18 years had a baby and I'm lucky if I hear from her once a week.... even if I do, I can bet it is a tit text.
by ChiefBomb March 27, 2015
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text traffic

when you are texting many people at once and your inbox gets so backlogged that you can't find the people that you want to text. when in this situation, especially when texting five or more people, you end up texting the wrong person and drama ensues, thus causing more traffic.
"oh my god this text traffic is so confusing i'm just not going to answer any of these people"
by laaaaaaaaalalalalalomnomnom December 13, 2009
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Vampire text

It is made by someone who texts you after the sun goes down because they have nothing else to and you become their time-suck.
I never hear from her unless it’s a vampire text.
by Governor7687 December 31, 2017
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bitch-texting

when your friend texts you mad crazy.. usually bitching about something, like why you aren't at the place you were suppose to meet, or typically an unwanted stream of texts you don't plan on answering.
hurry up before she starts bitch-texting me!
by P0NER McNASTY July 1, 2010
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This Group Text

An SMS messaging group consisting of 4 homosexual men known as the irons as well as their friends and associates

Also they have big ole long cocks
I put this group text on do not disturb after I saw Norma jeans ass
by Hahdil May 20, 2019
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Ladder Text

When someone writes you multiple texts , you don’t reply to all, and they get pissed.
You wrote ladder text, I don’t have time to read them all.
by Nub shaker November 19, 2019
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Text purgatory

When you know your text was sent but you havent got a reply
I got stuck in text purgatory after telling my wife i wanted to have kids until 5 weeks later when she divorced me
by Dankundoubtably September 11, 2016
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