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Awwww shit! I sent Jack's text to Johnny

Better slow down, one at a time, menage et text can be trouble!
by jennyann September 28, 2010
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Neccesary Text

A text,sent in a reasonable amount of time after the previous one which purpose is to:
1. Prevent the other person from feeling completely awkward
2. Prevent the conversation from coming to stand still
1.Jeff: I love you
Tina: (no response)
Jeff: uhhhh well then
2.Jeff: Wats up?
Tina: nmu
Jeff: nm
(convo ends)

Mr. Rogers: That Kids is an example of a Neccesary Text
by GMC522 March 1, 2009
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Risky text

On January 22 and 23 it is nation send a risky text days
I just sent a risky text .what u send bro .”U hungry I have some you a snob on.”
by I am the master of days January 22, 2022
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Pre-text

When you get a text from a hot girl, and it could be percieved as being a slutty text, your first reaction (being sexual) is a pre-text! You then reply in a normal way, BUT it has to be similar to the pre-text so you can laugh about it!

For Example:
Text recieved: "Mm, I'm having an ice cream, you jealous!?"

Pre-text: "Only if it's melting onto your nipples..."

Actual response: "Only if it's Ben & Jerry's!"
by Essy-k April 25, 2008
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Cold Text

-noun.

1. A text message that was ignored, disregarded or dismissed.
2. A show of indifference or disregard for someone's text message.

Derived from the phrase, cold shoulder, a phrase used to express dismissal or the act of disregarding someone.
Stefan texted Cathrin to see if she was still awake, though she was, she decided to give him the cold text.
by Stefan Heart June 17, 2011
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Bottom Text

A tone signifier used at the end of a sentence, Indicating the speaker believes the things said before the phrase "Bottom Text" Should be common knowledge or is something that is very easily discovered and/or Learned. Similar to "Duh".
A: I thought it was fine. Why does everyone think that I meant that hateful shit?! Twitter is fucking insane!

B: Because we live in a Post-Trump Society, Bottom text. What do you expect?
by Yes Homo June 2, 2021
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Preemptive Text

A text message that is sent to someone under the assumption that you know that they're going to text you. Commonly used with tech-deficient family members who take forever to answer text messages.
I sent a Preemptive Text to my mother to inform her that i was driving home, because I knew she was gonna ask where i was.
by Musculoso March 1, 2010
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