by Cazoooo April 21, 2022

Mike: Yesterday I accidentally broke the fan with my soccer ball
Jim: You're a freaking spoon, you know?
Jim: You're a freaking spoon, you know?
by the ninth crusader January 13, 2019

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.
by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021

Girl 1: "Did you break up with your boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "No, he said he was sorry for forgetting my birthday."
Girl 1: "Gag a maggot with a spoon."
Girl 2: "No, he said he was sorry for forgetting my birthday."
Girl 1: "Gag a maggot with a spoon."
by Kayaluki!!! October 24, 2009

by th3greekgod May 7, 2021

by Einstam February 3, 2021

A TALL ginger man who shoves spoons in there ass while there getting their chode touched
I have seen it once it's terrifying
I have seen it once it's terrifying
by Vcdf March 19, 2025
