Speed Helmet

To get head in a very fast manner

Dan: Hey how was Happy Feet last night? I heared you only had like two minutes.
Matt: All i have to say is that "the whale" gives very good Speed Helmet

by mx, dp October 5, 2007

Speed

Also known on the "street" as meth, cocaine, or sometimes heroin. But can also be Adderall, Or Dex, or similar drugs prescribed for ADHD.

Adderall and Dex and similar drugs are the basic chemicals for Meth and Cocaine, just at a really low dosage. It's referred to as "speed" because you become 200% better at everything, and faster.

friend 1: "Hey did you finish that huge English assignment?"
(you): "Yeah man I took speed to stay up. Not hard though, Adderall."
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by midnightrise May 3, 2016

Speed of light

Time it takes for simps to DM Pokimane.

Girl 1:Girl, he messaged me back at the speed of light!
Girl 2: Girl, he just desperate.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 8, 2021

Speed bump

A bump in the road that fuckers like to drive their fucking cars fast over

He drove over the speed bump as fast as he could and he got pulled over by the police.

by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 12, 2017

Bathtub Speed

The terminal velocity of a porcelain bathtub.

"When I was skydiving I almost went bathtub speed."

by benisthelion October 18, 2017

Below the speed limiter

This is an incredibly inconsiderate, incompetent, and sometimes dangerous driver who causes others behind her to have to hit their brakes to avoid running into her. She (or even he) may think that it's their job to dictate how fast traffic should be according to their stupidity, paranoia, and/or personal fear.

She was driving 45 miles per hour. Another stupid below the speed limiter.

by Bailmaninmo July 18, 2025