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So-Lame, Boregon

Oh-so-precious nickname for the city of Salem, Oregon. Primarily used by myopic teenaged hipsters who think they are entitled to automatic, effort-free, spontaneous fun. Not used by those who care to read a newspaper once in a while.
Dude, the bus to Wunderland stopped running a half hour ago. Just another day in So-Lame, Boregon.
by Beaver O'Lindy August 8, 2006
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so cal assassins

a group of extremely narcissistic and annoying people in the southern california region, based mostly in the san pedro area and some of the surrounding south bay. basically everyone that tries to belong to the "so cal assassins" are just major douchebags who think they're better than everyone in the history of the world. they pretty much all need a good ass kicking and hopefully will one day realize what incredible fucktards they are.

how to spot a "so cal assassin":

-look for an annoyingly large and lifted truck, usually extremely loud and obnoxious

-a lot of tattooed losers driving them

-people who act like they are not racist, but most definately are, as one can blatently see by their iron cross tattoos and white power state of mind

-someone who does absolutely nothing with their life but try and be cooler than they actually are.
girl #1: hey did you see those loser "so cal assassins" guys driving around in their piece of shit car trying to give everyone dirty looks?

girl#2:yeah, they should really stop with that, its actually extremely embarassing if you ask me.
by ahemmmmm January 20, 2009
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...and so the universe began.

An exclamation following a flatulence that most likely contained large amounts of gas and particulate matter under heat and pressure.

A casual phrasing to laud one's expulsion of hot, moist and unsanitary bodily gasses.
After releasing a large, loud and wet volume of air from ones bowels, they may say "....and so the universe began."

See also "FudgeHorn!"
by Dry Rubber Chicken July 22, 2010
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you are so hosed

it means yes or to agree to something someone says.
"omg this is so kewl!"
"you are so hosed!"
by Ninzi123 May 21, 2008
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Dont be so Mayo

phrase

Campaign slogan using Miracle Whip to create a false sense of belonging, over mayonnaise. Emphasis on cool created by posing with Hipsters and drop out models. Anyone can rock out the mayo, and go unnoticed, but it takes a true douchebag to rock the 'Whip.
"Dont go unnoticed, Dont blend in, Dont be ordinary, boring, or bland.

In other words, DONT BE SO MAYO!"
by johnny mc awesome February 25, 2011
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So hax ;0

To describe anything that is very awesome and extraordinary, started by an azn red eni.
That goose is So hax ;0
by vrihixgus February 15, 2009
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So fucking twisted

When someone refers themselves to being so fucking twisted it means they're absolutely fucking flying. Which is also known as being severely under the influence of drugs. In other words you're very fucking high. Normally this happens after the exhale of a fat pipe of top quality crack cocaine.

Nothing comes close to the feeling of being in the complete state of pure euphoric bliss when exhaling a pipe of crack.

Which is also known as the term "Crackgasm".

This is as close as you're getting to an orgasm, without the pissing about and wasting your valuable time of any sexual activities.

Time is money, stop wasting it.
Smoke a pipe for complete and utter satisfaction!

Now let's play a game of "Pass the crack pipe!"

The aim of the game is to get as twisted as you can. Achieving that, you win the game.

Jay goes first.
Her: "Can I make a pipe please Jamie? Sure you don't mind?"

Him: "Yeah 'course man, you don't need to ask. Just help yourself. I love seeing you so fucking twisted, G."
by WatzCrackaLackinMate August 13, 2019
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