Robert Pattinson aka my husband, my soulmate, my everything. Robert Pattinson is the sexiest man alive.
by Wattpadgilriereader April 11, 2022
Robert Pattinson is the hottest, sexiest man to ever walk this planet. He is also known as Edward Cullen. Robert Pattinson is so beautiful I can’t even explain it!!!!!
by RobertPattinsonwife March 22, 2021
Robert Pattinson is the hottest man alive.
He's also Mar's husband and the most adorable , amazing , hottest , smexiest , sexiest , funniest , finest , bestest hottie !!
He's also Mar's husband and the most adorable , amazing , hottest , smexiest , sexiest , funniest , finest , bestest hottie !!
by marurmom November 20, 2021
This is actually me so don't judge.
1. A guy with the smallest dick
2. A guy who gets in trouble all the time but never gets iss since his mom works at the schoo
3. A gut who got his ass beast by Philip and Yosias
4. A guy who has STD
1. A guy with the smallest dick
2. A guy who gets in trouble all the time but never gets iss since his mom works at the schoo
3. A gut who got his ass beast by Philip and Yosias
4. A guy who has STD
Person 1: Ay is dat Robert Stockard
Person 2 : Yeah, He's the guy who get microscopic dick disease
Person 1: That's True
Person 2 : Yeah, He's the guy who get microscopic dick disease
Person 1: That's True
by U Know Im not you March 20, 2019
Pulling a Robert is when you are depressed and you post on multiple social networking sites that you're gonna kill yourself but you actually aren't and you are just looking for attention attention whore if you will
Bob on twitter : I should go kill myself
Jim: what's wrong?
Bob: oh nothing, I just want attention, no one ever listens to me
Jim: Oh! So you're pulling a Robert?
Jim: what's wrong?
Bob: oh nothing, I just want attention, no one ever listens to me
Jim: Oh! So you're pulling a Robert?
by Hmenrak August 19, 2013
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