Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.
"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
by iloveChrisSlander June 12, 2022
Get the Christopher Rivermug. Doc Rivers is an adjective for someone who always makes up excuses for their own mistakes. No matter what happens, even if it is clearly their fault. They will always blame something or someone else.
“Jake is Doc Rivers, he blamed me for getting into a car accident because I woke him up on time for work!”
by Mr. unlimited March 28, 2024
Get the Doc Riversmug. One of the most awesome people you will meet. She is always down to party and is a total hottie. She may seem all hot and a real tomboy, but she can have more than one mood. She may be the hottest and feistiest chick you know, but she will stick with you and comfort you during the hard times. She is a friend that you will never forget.
by Cereal-Killer13 September 27, 2020
Get the Rivermug. Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once an easy thing to do, but becomes more and more difficult as cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer.
The bubbly girl took the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice every double standard she preached against or tried to make fun of when she was younger, the harder and harder it got to respect her the older she got (Not that anybody had ever had much true respect for her, if any).
by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021
Get the Joan Rivers routemug. A bitch made individual. Usually someone who will do anything to suck the life out of you (and not in a good way). Cannot be trusted under any circumstances especially in the dark.
My boss is a fucking african river bat. He messaged me at 11:30 p.m and told me to get back to the office.
Bro John has been such an african river bat lately. Dude just bums my weed and tells me he needs another bowl cause shit is “weak”.
Bro John has been such an african river bat lately. Dude just bums my weed and tells me he needs another bowl cause shit is “weak”.
by GoldTesla June 13, 2024
Get the african river batmug. by spencer404 July 10, 2021
Get the river/mommymug. Using a near homophone or synonym of a censored word to circumvent filters meant to detect it
(In Mandarin Chinese, the word "river crab" is a near homophone of "harmonization", which is itself a euphemism of the word "censorship")
(In Mandarin Chinese, the word "river crab" is a near homophone of "harmonization", which is itself a euphemism of the word "censorship")
"What is 'sax and violins' even supposed to mean?"
"It's just a river crabbing of 'sex and violence'."
"Can people please stop river crabbing everything on YouTube? If i hear the word "unalive" one more time, i swear-"
"It's just a river crabbing of 'sex and violence'."
"Can people please stop river crabbing everything on YouTube? If i hear the word "unalive" one more time, i swear-"
by anuncertainsomeone March 10, 2025
Get the river crabbingmug.