Presidential Ride

Painting your dick like the American flag, and then let a bitch go for a ride
"At the July 4th party i found this bitch and took her on a presidential ride"
by Luigi EAMMY April 17, 2010
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Dappled ride

1. To have sex with a woman who's body is covered with frickles or in other words who is dappled.
2. A woman who's body is covered in frickles or in other words is dappled.
1. I got a dappled ride for tonight.
2. Look at that hot dappled ride.
by Deep blue 2012 December 10, 2009
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ride dog

Got a lot to do today so I'ma call my ride dog to go with me.
by Blondie110 March 10, 2015
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riding shotgun

Having cowboy/cowgirl sex with a girl whose "paw" would likely make you marry her at da barrel of a thirty-aught-six side-by-side if he found out.
Hey, if you wanna risk having a roll in da hay with a hot-bodied farmer's daughter, knock yourself out, but just bear in mind dat you might likely be "riding shotgun", especially if you get said lovely damsel preggo --- remember, da cuter/sweeter da angelic-faced girl is, da more fiercely-protective her "paw" is likely to be.
by QuacksO February 22, 2023
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riding trump

To ride passenger in the backseat of a vehicle when a front seat passenger seat is available, as Donald Trump would do.
"Hey man wouldn't you rather sit up here?"
"That's alright, I prefer riding trump."
by Hilario Baldness July 29, 2015
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Wiki-Ride

When you search on Wikipedia and then bounce around randomly on the blue highlighted words or phrases that peek your interest.
I looked up my hometown on Wikipedia and got distracted by an interesting subject highlighted on the page and from there went on a Wiki-Ride that ended on the subject of dumpster diving.
by Donnie2Light November 30, 2015
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Pie-Ride

Having sexual realtions with a lovely classy lady on her period.
Eric: "hey, you fancying a good ole shag tonight?"
Chelsea: "but im on my p-eriod"
Eric: "so I see that we might have to go down the dirt path tonight"
Chelsea: "Might I suggest we just go straight for a good pie-ride?"
Eric: "that sounds quite lovely"
by Captain Four Strings February 14, 2011
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