Bro-Job

Bro-Job
When two heterosexual males suck each other off for fun

Brandon and Uri were bored, so they gave each other a Bro-job to pass the time.

by TroyBoy666 October 6, 2019

rowdy bros

groups of bros that like to congregate for excessive drinking, talking shit, and general antics.

'Did those rowdy bros even sleep last night?'

'Fuck no, they are some rowdy bros!'

by Johnny Testerino April 26, 2013

Bro-Life

adjective; The idea that a man should actively live for his brothers and compatriots, especially in situations in which females, or bitches, are concerned.

Bret: Yo Mitt, you should totally get with Sasha, her boyfriend is out of town.

Mitt: No man, I am Bro-Life. Imma make sure she gets home safe, then sleep with her best friend.

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Keith: I just won 2 tickets to the Rose Bowl. Now who do I take, my girl, or my bro?

Zach: Dude, are you Bro-Life or not? C'mon

Keith: You're right broham, let's pack!

by La cabeza del fuego January 10, 2012

Bro drank

n: a drink commonly consumed by bros, normally gatorade or similar beveage, consumed in large amounts during games played by bros, or consumed while watching bro sports, primarily football. also consumed while playing Madden 09

1. Dude im all out of bro drank, can i have some of yours.

2. after playing an intense game of touch football all the bros gatherd aroung the cooler and chugged down some bro drank

by DanNukesAll January 22, 2009

bench bro

An insecure guy who goes to the gym every day, but only works upper-body. Constantly asks you what your bench press is to make himself feel better about himself.

What are you benching Jimmy? Stop asking you bench bro and get your fucking squat number up.

by week3hoh June 20, 2018

Bro-modification

to alter a word for the better by using "bro" as a modifier.

Bro-nado, Bro-mance, Bro-k, Bro-pression, Bro-gram are all Bro-modifications

Don't fuck up my Bro-gram.

by sweetINKd00d January 13, 2009

bro rape

Bro Rape is a terrible type of rape that is going on in most colleges today. Bro's, which are 18 to 25 year old males who wear popped collars, upside down visors, listen to Jack Johnson and Dave Mattews, and watch Family Guy, are tragically targeted for sexually explicit acts that can ruin lives.

Bro 1: hey bro you wanna chill we can play some gamecube drink some natty ice and listen to jack johnson.
Person 1: FUCK NO!! BRO RAPE!!

by maximeliaum October 28, 2007