barstool bro

A guy who adores the barstool culture way too much. In the winter, he will be seen typically with grey sweats and timbs. All year round, you bet he has a red sox hat with a huge "B". He is definitely a piece of shit but in Massachusetts its seen as cool and most college girls love it. They are probably always liking the barstool & totalfratmove instagram/twitter posts and tagging their friends in them too. They come out of the womb with a jersey of some team for the daydrink and they treat it like it's a national holiday and chanting is encouraged. Tom Brady is their world and don't you dare disrespect him. (El pres is cool tho, not his fault but just the culture)

Brad: "Saturday's ARE FOR THE BOYS! USA! USA! USA!"
Every normal person (that's not weird or a piece of shit): "What a barstool bro"

by kguz April 20, 2017

bro point

A bro casually walking recognizes a fellow bro. He extends his arm in a somewhat neanderthal-like, pointing motion in recognition of that fellow bro.

*extends arm using the bro point* BROOO! Natty ice at yo crib later?

*onlooker slaps forehead at this lesser form of humanity*

by jbsqueasy April 28, 2009

bro bong

When 2 people pack a bong and 1 person holds the red button ther other lights there lighter and put them together the lighter will light give props then smoke a bong like normal

Yo lets smoke a bro bong

by Cv420 October 11, 2016

Bro Canal

The penis.

Kinda the spiritual opposite of the birth canal, but not nearly as painful.

"ow, you punched me in the brovaries"
"no homo, bro, and plus my bro canal took some of the hit"
"o ok"

by tedooooooooooo July 29, 2009

true bro

when two ked's meet eachother and their friendship grows to true bros. aka Rob Crovo III and Steve Leavitt

Rob Crovo III and Steve Leavitt are an example of a true bro

by r.c55 March 19, 2012

bench bro

An insecure guy who goes to the gym every day, but only works upper-body. Constantly asks you what your bench press is to make himself feel better about himself.

What are you benching Jimmy? Stop asking you bench bro and get your fucking squat number up.

by week3hoh June 20, 2018

bro rape

Bro Rape is a terrible type of rape that is going on in most colleges today. Bro's, which are 18 to 25 year old males who wear popped collars, upside down visors, listen to Jack Johnson and Dave Mattews, and watch Family Guy, are tragically targeted for sexually explicit acts that can ruin lives.

Bro 1: hey bro you wanna chill we can play some gamecube drink some natty ice and listen to jack johnson.
Person 1: FUCK NO!! BRO RAPE!!

by maximeliaum October 28, 2007