Cincinnati Traffic Jam

When an indivudal has the need to expel flatus and to defecate, and cannot perform the former act without the latter ensuing, especially when motion will force the release.

"Why is Tim standing so still?"
"He's in the middle of a Cincinnati Traffic Jam."

by qued August 06, 2008

traffic jam booty

booty, usually female, that looks so good that it creates traffic.

(girls walks by..)

man #1: Look at that traffic jam booty over there!

(groups of males...and cars..stop to look)

by pimpcess_07 May 12, 2005

bone-jammed

getting stoned. pot is bone-jam, being stoned is being bone-jammed.

dude, i'm way too bone-jammed to meet your parents.

by nuke choogler November 27, 2009

Cram Jam

The greatest concert in east Texas. Held Annually in Mt. Enterprise Texas.

Lets go to the Texas Cram Jam

by cramjam March 30, 2011

eating jam

A meeting of a group of musicians (a jam).

Can't, sorry, I'm eating jam all day.

by mwhaha...ha. February 15, 2011

Jams on Toast

Basically anything brilliant. Especially if it's to do with trampolines, fruit and vegetables, tents, or fun in general.
The s was added onto the end of jam in honour of the comedy legend Jim Jams.

"Hey, how was your little camping trip in your boss' garden?"
"Jams on Toast"

by Jesse Banana July 23, 2007

Blueberry Jam

The act of having sex with a girl who has blue waffles.

I just gave blueberry jam to the bitch in my crib.
Every time Jenny has sex, she's receiving blueberry jam.

by SnitchSnatchPatty'sAss June 12, 2011