Ur mum

A joke that nobody likes

For example Aiden: Ur mum
Everyone: nobody cares

by KaylaYT February 5, 2022

Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.

Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.

by Kjabber February 25, 2024

ur mum

a slang used as a joke.

"Who are you?"

"ur mum."

by caramel rice cake July 13, 2024

Ur mum

Just simply ur mum.

Person1:ur mum?
Person2: agreed.

by Ur mum 🦒afraid? I know 🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒 April 29, 2022

YER MUM

Your response to any problem

Isla: what’s long, brown and sticky?
Ruya: YER MUM

by Cos(Hamilton) November 14, 2022

jacks mum is fit

fax + NYASH

jacks mum is fit!
fax and has NYASH

by ansfuibidsg June 28, 2022

ur mum

the mysterious figur who will come and beat you up if you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20am when you shout among us at the top of your lungs 69 times- she will also end up skimming your family.

What are you doing later?
Ur Mum.

by asdfghjkjifhbdkjnmgdlfjbhikwne July 2, 2023