by Cambeltoe February 5, 2021
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I got a great mouth wank off your mom last night Nigel.
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by Frosty jacks sloppy mouth May 16, 2016
Get the Mouth wank mug.Tequila Mouth is the taste you wake up with after a night of downing tequila shots. No only is Tequila Mouth unpleasant in it's taste, but Tequila Mouth also leaves your voice raspy.
Frank: " Dude, I have Tequila Mouth to the max."
Perry: "Don't talk in my face. Your breath smells like you found a diaper on the beach and ate it."
Perry: "Don't talk in my face. Your breath smells like you found a diaper on the beach and ate it."
by Frankietown September 23, 2010
Get the Tequila Mouth mug.Guy: So how was Infinity War?
Guy 2: OMG IT WAS SO GOOD YOU SHOULD SEE IT
Guy: God danm Bucket Mouth! Ever heard of an inside voice
Guy 2: OMG IT WAS SO GOOD YOU SHOULD SEE IT
Guy: God danm Bucket Mouth! Ever heard of an inside voice
by Bootymeatdinglesack June 2, 2018
Get the Bucket Mouth mug.When a guy/girl becomes unkissable due to their chapped, dry and grated like appearance lips.
dry flappy skin hanging off is an unforgivebale offence and can be treated with the simple application of the chapped lips saviour carmex or the trusted vaseline.
dry flappy skin hanging off is an unforgivebale offence and can be treated with the simple application of the chapped lips saviour carmex or the trusted vaseline.
Rodney- "Hey sexy, give us a kiss" (proceeded with a wink)
Jemimy- "Errr no thanks you might be hot but your Shreddie-Mouth suggests otherwise so don't come near me with your cheese grater lips!"
Jemimy- "Errr no thanks you might be hot but your Shreddie-Mouth suggests otherwise so don't come near me with your cheese grater lips!"
by Quagga Quimp October 26, 2010
Get the Shreddie-Mouth mug.by Micquie March 26, 2020
Get the ASCII to mouth mug.When Angela Zhu hasn't even kissed a boy before but has the audacity to make fun of other people about sex or some shit.
by THEMan01 April 15, 2018
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