Middle School Shower

Unleashing an entire can of axe body spray on your prepubescent body en lieu of taking an actual fucking shower

“Don’t worry bro, just take a quick middle school shower before you go out.”

“You can smell Greg’s middle school shower from across the room.”

by AudioPixie November 10, 2020

ustach middle school

A sucky a$$ school full of wanna be thugs & wanna be mean girl leaders & snake a$$ school officials who don’t care about anything and don’t take care of nothing

Ustach middle school needs a sign that says “watch for snakes & wanna be bad girls club applicants

by Lilbiscuit January 15, 2018

glades middle school

glades middle school is a ghetto ass school wit a whole bunch of hoes and niggas that dgaf bout a girls feeling and they got hella fights at they school, 6th graders lame asl

guy1: yo u go ta glades middle school
guy2: yee
guy1: that school crazyyy bro nem

by crazyyschool.stg September 6, 2021

Muir Middle School

Muir is a Middle School in Milford, Michigan. In this very building, you can find smoke lords of every shape, and size camping, and hot boxing the bathrooms. Fights are also a special treat in this school. Looking for some fucked up role play? Well your in luck, girls in this school are willing to do anything you ask. As long as your popular. You will LITERALLY observe girls turn to sluts from 6th to 8th. Just please. Don't go to Chode Valley

(Inside Muir Middle School)
Schoolboy: Hey, what's your next hour?
Kid Thinking He's Hard:murder gang shit wanna hotbox the stall gang?

by yuh yuh ight October 13, 2019

Bayside Middle School

bayside middle school a middle school based in bayside, wisconsin. but don't be fooled. this isn't just any middle school. it's a school full of rich snobs who should be going to usm. it's full of 7th grade thots trying to get senior boys from Nicolet to hook up with them at the football games. airpods are an essential and if you use wires, don't even come to school. if you try to do anything on your chromebook, you'll immediately be haparaed and given a minor. bayside is famous for literally nothing because it's irrelevant. the teachers will either be awesome, or they'll raise hell in the classroom. there's no in between. you'll see kids making tik toks in the hallways for their 24 followers. i'm not even kidding here, the class of '23 was the best to pass through. they were blamed for the juul pod found in the bathroom, which resulted in no bathroom trips for the rest of the year. i'm surprised no one peed their pants. that all sounds really bad, but at least the education is good. just kidding. i'm gonna fail high school english. love you, ms. nolder.

kid 1: what middle school do you go to?
kid 2: bayside middle school
kid 1: where's that?
kid 2: bayside
kid 1: oh.

by baysidebull21 September 15, 2019

Scoggins Middle School

A school where most of the kids spread rumors about you because they ain't got nothing else to talk about, 6th graders have dog shit on their shoe and smear it on the bus floor, the teachers overreact about everything you do, kids play the most annoying shit on the bus, and everyone is looking for a fight.

What's the shittiest school you have ever been too? Scoggins Middle School.

by SchoolCritic94 December 9, 2019

kuss middle school

The worst school ever known. Not even really the school, more the teachers. The school has an extended day for no reason (7:09-3:29) other than to make kids angry. The school is cheap and the lunches are disgusting. The teachers at the school can suck my cunt. People consider it the best school in Fall River Massachusetts. If it's the best school I feel awful for the kids in other schools.

If I have to go to kuss middle school again tomorrow I'm going to kill myself.

by Killyourselfplease March 17, 2017