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Matthew

A titty demon, will steal your kids and sell them to Indian prince as a sex slave. Locks up people in basement, cannibal. wife's name is Karen, loves kids.
My kid got kidnapped and turned into a sex slave!
It must be a Matthew that's using him.
by LITTLEFAG!101 February 20, 2020
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The Real Matthew Fernandes

A strait up hottie who likes to wear suspenders in school and finds loop holes in the ngs community.
The Real Matthew Fernandes likes to play UNO with Lovepreet and Aadam.
by Awesomeness2.0 December 9, 2020
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Matthew

Trash at maths at fortnite
Really annoying
by Hemesfere May 13, 2020
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Twa and Matthew Productions

Green idiot with his 1 thousand simps that have no life.
"Im a fan of Twa And Matthew Productions so If You bully him I will Kill you."

"Grow the fuck up."
by y0ur r34l n4m3 December 13, 2021
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matthew gray gubler

Matthew Gray Gubler is a recently turned 41 year old man, born on March 9, 1980. He is 6’1 but he is the most adorable and kind person you’ll ever meet. I don’t know him personally but what i’ve seen from interviews and when fans would meet him, he seems so sweet. Now, Matthew used to model when he was younger back in the early 2000s. He got into acting and his first appearance was in The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004) and later he got cast on Criminal Minds (2005) as a genius profiler with an iq of 187, can read 20,000 words per minute and has an eidetic memory. Matthew has directed some episodes on Criminal Minds.He has more movies like Suburban Gothic, 68 Kill etc. (I recommend watching those two movies, they are hilarious.) In 2019 Matthew published a children’s book called Rumple Buttercup: A Story of Bananas, Belonging, and Being Yourself. More information on the book can be found online. Matthew also has documentaries on Youtube and Instagram, (his channel name is MatthewGrayGubler and his insta is @gublergram ) he started them all the way back in 2005 when Criminal Minds also started. Matthew is a goofy, handsome, and the most precious man you’ll ever meet. Sometimes I forget he is 41. He also goes by “The Gube”. He is very talented and I hope he has the best in life.

I AM A MATTHEW GRAY GUBER STAN ASF!!🙏😫 he’s literally so hot precious, pretty, handsome, funny. he’s so perfect.
matthew gray gubler is so talented!

person:

that guy who plays spencer reid, what’s his name?

person 2: oh that’s matthew gray gubler!

i love matthew gray gubler.
by bpycc_bri April 8, 2021
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Matthew ‘Birdo’ Purdy

A fucking freak who thinks his sarcastic personality is funny but his only traits are making girls drier than a unbuttered cracker and making people want to T-Bag a blender due to his awful jokes.
Trav : “Oh there’s Matthew ‘Birdo’ Purdy”
Female : “Gimp”
by wesleypilgrim October 13, 2022
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Matthew 10:34

A crazed passage from the Bible where Jesus declares that he is not here to bring peace, but the sword. Funnily enough, it completely contradicts what he says in Matthew 26:52, where he tells his disciples to put down their swords, as "all who draw the sword will die by the sword".
Matthew 10:34 (NIV)

"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law - a man's enemies will be the members of his own household."
by What is Fanbitch? June 22, 2006
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