July 14

If you are born on july 14th you can ask any girl and they have to send you nudes.

You: Send nudes
Her: no ew
You: But it is july 14 and my birthday so you have to.
Her: Damn i forgot

by Tse6547 May 10, 2022

July 8

Limelightshave decided that July 8th is Tate appreciation Day!

Girl: what’s today?
Limelight: July 8 which means it’s Tate appreciation day!
Girl: oh cool

by Trqsh July 10, 2019

july 23rd

you suck dick hole

Connor: you suck dick hole

Ashley: Why because its July 23rd and the day of my disappointing birth

by Nut69696969696 May 28, 2018

July 3rd

A day of a birthday to a pretty, cute, light skinned, loyal, girl named Reyauna 🗿🗿

Hoe #1 - Omg tomorrow is July 3rd,
Hoe#2 - yea ik, I cant wait til 4th of July
Hoe #1 - no bitch, July 3rd. REYAUNAS birthday.
fucking dumb

by Glossyist October 15, 2019

Fourth of July

The day fat filthy Americans blow up shit

Fourth of July is great

by Kelmeer23 July 4, 2018

July 5th

Adjective. Used to describe a person who is in the middle of an Xtremely long drought and appears to reject all offer of drinks, despite claiming that they are thirsty. Possibly also trying to set a world record for the longest dry spell in history.

Nature is doing a July 5th, what a weaven

by XtremeX June 1, 2005

July 8

People born on July 8 are the most annoying little shits on earth.

No wonder Stephan is so annoying, he is born on July 8.

by OrphanDestroyer21 June 1, 2021