Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.

'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'

by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022

jaiden jones

She is the most buetiful girl you'll ever meet in you life

She is such a jaiden Jones

by All killer July 6, 2017

Jimothy Jones

Your dad who is secretly gay and straight. They like boys who dress like girls chained up to walls naked. They also like masculine girls who smack their ass.

Man Jimothy Jones

by JimothyJones October 6, 2021

Mark Jones

He spends the first our of the lesson running a demo, The same demo he showed us the day before

Uh oh, Mark jones is on his demo already

by im-a-robot-thanks September 4, 2023

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ThouxanBanFauni Figueroa, James Earl Jones, Reginald VelJohnson, Jaleel Amahd White And Ambrosio Soler Estrada

ThouxanBanFauni Figueroa, James Earl Jones, Reginald VelJohnson, Jaleel Amahd White And Ambrosio Soler Estrada

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Samuel Gregory Jones

A Man who holds alot of wisdom and trust. He is also very bad at overwatch.

Person 1: Who is that person who is throwing this game.
Person 2: Oh, that is Samuel Gregory Jones.
Person 1: Fuck that guy.

by JakDotExe July 7, 2023

Gavin Jones

Gavin Jones is the sexiest man alive

Gavin also has big...

Gavin Jones is just a walking W

Have you seen Gavin Jones? He is the sexiest man I've ever seen.

by Keepntabz September 6, 2022