Original John

(verb) To drink bourbon and smoke a pipe while playing monopoly. Usually includes sorting opposing players into Hogwarts Houses.
"Hey you guys want to go out tonight, drink some vodka and try to pick up girls at The Club?"

"Definitely not, let's Original John it tonight."
by Mayja Layza April 24, 2013
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John Chan

Nerd, 2007 graduate of Early College in Guildford. He has 6 degrees, in Civil Engineering, City Planning, Sports Management, Economics and Advanced Calculus. He also took AP biology, AP chemistry and AP physics. Universities he has been to include, Harvard, Yale, UBC, USC, LSU and UT.
John Chan graduated in 2007 and is currently working as CEO for All Around Business Co. He is also an avid sportsman, being a recruit and a 5 star watch for the Walonga Taildogs of the AFL, following his arrival in Australia and knowledge in AFL.
by Mindhack Diva September 08, 2023
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mary john

the oral act of eating a pot brownie out of ones anus.
“wait robert you guys have been dating for 4 months and you haven’t mary johned yet?”
by wobert r January 07, 2018
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making johns

making excuses. see no johns. Used mostly in the SSBM community.
"He said he lost because I counterpicked Corneria, but everyone knew he was just making johns."
by LBK! of CIC December 10, 2006
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John Lagging

Drunk

When you are drunk you can be said to be "John Lagging"
"Steady mate, how many have you had?"

"Dunno but I'm absolutely John Lagging!"
by H0t J0n June 26, 2008
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John Ace

He's the most caring person I've ever known. He will always make you happy. You can always lean on him and always there for you. Best son and eldest of his siblings. He's a honest and genuine person, I can't afford to lose him. Sweet, soft and handsome that's making me crazy. He's my favorite person. And don't be deceive by his look-so-mad voice, he's always like that but he's really kind with a little "kagaspangan".
by Baby Eal June 08, 2021
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nicole john

Nicole John is quite a bizzare name for a boy. Whoever gets to know the real him would be dumbfounded. He is smart, streetwise, does not give up easily and is born a bread winner. Oftentimes he is easily distracted but he is just too busy overthinking things that he cannot control. He is not that friendly and picks people carefully before opening up to them but once you get to know him, he is fun to be with, he is loud and has a great sense of humor but also has a tendency to be forgetful. He is a great son, a caring brother,

, a reliable friend, a trustworthy colleague and a loving boyfriend. He is not a gentleman but you can always count on him (unless he forgot your discussion whatsoever) He has his negative traits but when you love a person, you accept their flaws and agree with some terms to make your relationship with them work. He loves to eat but doesn't get fat, he is not sweet but when he is, he'll put time and effort beyond expectations, he care for others but most of the time it was misunderstood and he is easily attracted to other girls but can be expexted to be loyal to his woman. His woman would be lucky to have him. Nicole John is a bizzare name because a Nicole John is a bizarre person you'll be lucky to have in your life.
by Fheebs June 09, 2021
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