Jeff Schechter

A human who does too many psychedelics

“That person is tripping. Most likely a Jeff Schechter”

by Apex Juju June 20, 2019

Jeff

He is a guy who will use you,he is rich but people use him for his money.He is a Playboy but sadly no one likes him,a Jeff is usually short.

Jeff is a bitch

by Urhoe3000 July 12, 2019

Jeff’s don’t fight

When 2 Jeff’s are friends they don’t fight

The closest person next to you is Jeff, Jeff’s don’t fight each other it’s in the law book

by Topic_dumb March 25, 2019

jeffay

The best person you’ll ever meet. Caring, loving, and a good listener. Also hot as a hot pepper.

Omg did you see that guy he’s sooooo nice and I don’t mind the looks either

That must be a jeffay

by Mackdawhit April 10, 2019

Jeff Bassett

Look!! What is that!! It's a bird! Its a plane! no! it's Jeff in his audi! yes that's right. An audi driving, diabetic, weight lifting force of nature. Unstoppable in any way imaginable physically, mentally, verbaly. He can do it all. ladies look no further then the Jeff Bassett.

"You know what I feel like today John"?
"what's that pat"?
"I feel like a Jeff Bassett"
"oh damn"

by dudehellllo April 11, 2019

Jeff

Jeff :
A name that is only given to people who were in the womb too long.

Jeff: Hi how are you?
Me: Um hi? I’m good
Jeff: My names Jeff-
Me: (starts running away) eww get away pervert!

by The_monster_under_your_bed July 21, 2019

Jeff

That Fatest And Stupidest Criminal On Henry Danger Portrayed By: Ryan Grassmeyer

Captain Man: It Looks Like Someone Just Robbed The Bank
Kid Danger: Well Who Did That? Captain Man: Oh My God!
Kid Danger: What!!
Captain Man: Jeff Was The Criminal Who Robbed The Bank!!!
Kid Danger: How Could He Do That He’s The Most Stupidest Criminal In Swellview!!!
Captain Man: I Know!!

Kid Danger: Lets Go
Captain Man: Lets Blow A Bubble
Kid Danger: And Stop Some Trouble
Captain Man: Good Rhyme
Kid Danger: Thanks
Captain Man: Now Lets Go

by ZacharyLopezKirby123 July 22, 2019