by Joe_Biven December 12, 2022
Get the Jason Kellermanmug. He is a sexy beast that gets all the pussy. But sometimes can unleash his inner homie-sexuality. He is so drippy that any hard surface or female within a 2 mile radius of him will be soaking wet. He will make any girl not be able to walk in the morning. He is an absolute baller and smashes top bins daily. He can squat 500!!
Shawty: “Omfg!!! Is that jason!?!?!?!?! I would soooo let him hit right now!”
jason: “ Yea baby”
Shawty: “Sup baby….take me out to dinner”
jason: “ Yea baby”
Shawty: “Sup baby….take me out to dinner”
by Dick.tionary_lizard69 November 23, 2021
Get the jasonmug. by nbhg October 24, 2023
Get the jason and masonmug. A goated ass teacher that let's you use your phones in class and gave me half his pretzel one time. Also a hardcore Republican
by GEMGD22_22 August 5, 2025
Get the Jason Massaramug. Jason is such a hot sexy guy. He is also annoying asf and has a gambling addiction. His only trait is that he is in a frat and has one kidney. He adores the Costco frozen French onion soup. They only reason girls like him is for his two dogs. The only reason guys like him is cause he has an extremely hot neighbor named maggie.
by jasonreidishot1234 March 17, 2022
Get the Jason Reidmug. Jason is a God. Jason comes from Greek, láson, meaning healer. Jason is a common name for someone of high intellect logical reasoning. Jason is a sarcastic person, but when you get to know him he will talk and joke around with you. He is a hopeless romantic that dreads being alone. He calls the woman that he loves beautiful not hot. He makes sure the lucky girl he has in his life is ok at all times. He tries to be a good guy to everyone and is always trying to clear his past. He is the man of my dreams. He's unlike any other. He brings calmness to his surroundings. The best friend anyone could ask for. Listens to you. Never judges you. He shows love in everything he does. Slow to love and very guarded with his heart. Loyal beyond words. What he says he will do. He is protective of his family and friends. Most of all whoever becomes his wife will be one lucky and protected woman.
by PandaNanda November 23, 2021
Get the Jasonmug.