true goatee

A TRUE Goatee is one defined as shorter than 1 inch. Anything longer than 1 inch long is considered to be called a 'beard thing'. If it can be braided, it's not a goatee
That dude sports a TRUE Goatee... Not a beard thing that can be braided.
by Kimsuewho1 September 28, 2013
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The true asshole

you just meet this girl somewhere and then you hang out with her for 3 weeks then some other guys shows up and ruins your fucking plan. Then you think to yourself "I will assassinate this bitch if he doesn't stop his flirting shit " Then you meet back with your friend after the third day they hang out and she just gets tired of you and doesn't want to do anything like you guys used to because your friend that you liked is dong it with dat ass hole and you ont know what to do so you just buy her things and buy her things and you realize the only reason she is doing things with you is because you buy her shit because you have the money to spend but you want to save it to buy a car. Then you stop because there's no point of trying anymore and you met a new girl. Then you see the asshole chilling with another girl and you say "Wtf" then you realise wtf do i care. That's what you call the true ass hole>
The true asshole
guy:hey
girl:hey

guy:so hows it going:
Next few weeks

asshole:hey

girl:hey
girl:your nice

ashole:flerts with her

boy:Wtf fuck you
a few weeks later

Boy: Im tired of buying her shit
newgirl:well you should not
boy: um ok you herd that

newgirlyeah

a few weeks later
Newgirl:I like you

boy:I like you too

you guys hug

The true ass hole:with a girl
boy:Wtf
boy-Doesn't care
by True catch October 15, 2018
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Or Batman.
Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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Super-true

The response when someone recognizes that something you said is obviously, and unassailably true.
"Al Gore has the personality of a tree stump."

"That's super-true."
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holy true crime

when something in the true crime community is shocking / epic
holy true crime that’s epic
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True blue

Lies that are believable enough to be called true.
She said that her misinformation was true blue, and that it was the other guys that had misinformation for people.
by The Original Agahnim January 19, 2022
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True Blue

In Aussie slang to call someone "Blue" or "Bluey" means they've got red hair.

In the early European migration days (convict days) a lot of those people

were of Celtic origin with a significant proportiion of redheads.

So to call someone "True Blue" means that they could trace their origins

back to a convict arrival. It's close to the best compliment that you

can give to an Aussie.
Thanks mate, I really appreciate your help. You're true blue.
by TrueBlue-Rob December 27, 2020
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