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Joke

See also, Accident (6)
A child that was unintended to be born.
(actual convo)
Me: you see though, my friends will get the joke.
Mom: You're a joke.
(See also, Accident (6)
A child that was unintended to be born.)
by nota13yrold August 4, 2018
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joke time

A happy occasion whereby a party, two or more, engage humorously in an activity or discourse.
Lulu ''You mean everybodies been having joke time on group chat all along without me?''
Gavin ''don't worry I'll send the invite before you get fomo''
by Alialias July 27, 2017
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Joke

Person1:Wanna joke?
Person2:A joke?
Person1:Yeah.
Person1:A joke
Person2:What's a joke?
Person1:Here's an examp-
Person2:Okay i'm ready
Person1:Knock Knock? Say, Who's there.
Person2:Who's There?
Person1:Interrupting cow! You say interrupting cow who?
Person2:Interrupting co-
Person1:Mooooooooooooo
Person2:Hey I didn't get to finish!
Person1:I know!
Person2: Ohhhhh!
by Mowiam April 18, 2023
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joke

just look in the mirror and you'll see what the joke is,
by Hentai_gang April 8, 2020
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Joke

Something someone says that makes you laugh.. seriously how did you not know that?
Me: wanna hear a joke?
My friend: Sure..
Me: hippity hoppity make the pain stoppity.

My friend: is that a joke?
Me: no..
My friend: So am I.. I'm made up.. you have no friends..
Me: ...😭
by Yes_Itsme September 20, 2020
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"Yes" joke

Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:

Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?

Producer 2: Yes

This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:

Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?

A: Yes
Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?

Person 2: Yes
by Alex-2598 July 24, 2023
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joke

a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
by Da_Aaa April 28, 2022
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