Ham tanking

Forcibly and consensually yet possibly unexpectedly feeding someone your asshole. Presenting your ass to be eaten at an unexpected time without relent.
1: I was trying to read the paper when

suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.

2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.
by Freckle Newt February 15, 2024
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he’s a wanker when you first meet him and throughout the friendship he stays the same . he is not funny and has not humour and is a man whore . he thinks everyone likes him but they don’t .
person 1: do u like that boy?
person 2: no he’s such a thomas the tank engine creasey
by sexy pornstar 1234 April 22, 2020
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Fish tank time

The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.
A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"

B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."
by lotsofusefulwords December 05, 2015
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Tank Division

In 2020 the NFC East was so bad, UrinatingTree called it Tank Division.
Get ready for another showing of TANK DIVISION
by ReeShow March 21, 2022
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world of tanks lobby

Nero: Look at all these chicks swiping right on me on Tinder after I brought Premium.

Jeffery: WTF are those things its like a World of Tanks lobby.
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Tank boy

A tank boy is a hefty gym lad who has significant muscle gain
Friend: “woah did you see him?”
Me: “yeah man, he’s a right tank boy
by Limeyboi August 28, 2019
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Pressure tanking

Drinking a great amount of alcohol in a minimum amount of time.
Tonight's gonna be pressure tanking with the guys!

I do wanna get wasted, let's hit the all you can drink bar and do pressure tanking!

Let's pressure tank tonight!

Dear lord, I have a bloody hungover! Must be because of the pressure tanking in the 2£ bar last night!
by CommanderCody May 27, 2017
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