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Italian motorboat

When a peice of pasta falls down your face, into your cleavage and gets stuck down your top.
Nimoe: you'll never guess what happened to me last week in England.

Jess: what!?

Nimoe: I was in a posh restaurant and had a really embarrassing Italian motorboat.

Jess: Lol.
by Nimoe July 20, 2016
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Italian Hero

An expendable life for a cause, mainly for stupid reasons, such as accidents or incompetence.

It comes from the YouTuber Laith and his Hearts of Iron 4 play through.
Hanque ‘fell down the stairs’ when he opened the door for the Carabinieri agent standing with a rifle trained on him. Unfortunately, they didn’t have the right house. Hanque died an Italian hero.
by slomega June 3, 2024
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italian brainrot

Cursed AI images with funny italian text to speech, started in April 2025
Person 1: Did you see the new Italian Brainrot meme?
Person 2: Yeah, It's so funny
by уour mum April 23, 2025
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Italian Breadstick

When you have sex with one girl and with the same seasoned (unwashed) dick, have sex with another girl later on that day. Bonus if she blows it right after.
Phil: what happened with that girl you took home yesterday?

Carl: what do you think? I clapped her cheeks then surprisingly gave her sister this Italian breadstick early this morning.
by J. Daywalker July 18, 2020
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italian roast

A threesome involving two Italian men and a woman
"Yo, Frankie! Did you get a look at that broad? I know you'd like to Italian roast her someday, am I fuckin' right?"
"Nah, sausage head, not with your garlic breath. Why don't you go shave your fuckin' back before coming on to me. At least take me out for cannoli first."
by notreallygoodatthis April 28, 2014
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Italian Croquet

A sexual act, where the man would use the tip of his penis to slap the clitoris of a woman with an extremely above average bush.
I just had Italian Croquet her, after I saw that bush of hers.
by Coonclashers November 27, 2018
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Italian

A crazy lunatic with a strong sexual connection to pizza
John: hey look at this pizza
Steve:were is the cheese
John: it’s under the sauce
Steve: *mad Italian noises*
John: stop being an Italian cunt
by Realistic ice March 19, 2022
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