Hipster Hitler

A good web comic about if Hitler was, obviously, a hipster. 10/10 IGN
It's not.
But here.

Boiii 1: Boiii have you seen the latest Hipster Hitler comic?
Boiii 2: Nah dude
Boiii 1: its lit. Go read it you piece of shit.
Boiii 2: K m8
by TotallyHandsome July 16, 2017
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hipster tool

Normally a guy who thinks he isn't a hipster, or a tool, but listens to a lot of Spotify playlists called Indie Electronic, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and is not able to hit on girls.
"Wow that guy is super hipster, but also is a complete ass"
"Yeah he's a hipster tool"
by Marmarbrinks May 14, 2015
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hipster mom

A mom who try's to be cool to every extent. This rare creature may use hashtags in real life, say LOL like l-ol, or wears a shirt that says YOLO.

Common Antonyms: Social life.
I have a hipster mom, she's pretty annoying.
by TheBestBird December 30, 2015
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hipster tops

Hipster Tops is a teen clothing store that sells hipster clothing, crop tops, graphic tees, crew neck sweaters and long sleeves.
by Marleneh October 08, 2014
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Hipster Douche

Repetitive.
Anyone claiming to be "a hipster" that thinks there is a difference between a hipster and a douche as if there's anything to love about hipsters. Or douches.
That guy is such a hipster douche. He gives hipsters a bad name.
by mbradleyc August 12, 2018
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Hipster Swaglord

A person who dresses in a street-wise manner as a means of hiding their inner desire to be a hippie.
See that Hipster Swaglord over there with the Dr Dre Beats, Nike Dunks and Beanie, I bet they're listening to Neutral Milk Hotel.
by leftonheatherton May 15, 2015
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Hipster Flip

A “hippie flip” (a combination of Psilocybin Mushrooms and MDMA) where the mushrooms are replaced by 4-AcO-DMT aka O-Acetylpsilocin.

Much like Hippies and Shrooms, Hipsters and Research Chemicals go hand in hand. Hence the replacement of “Hippie”.

The action of the Hipster Flip is exactly the same as a “hippie flip”, as Psilocybin and 4-AcO-DMT are both reverse metabolites (prodrugs) of Psilocin.
Guy 1: Dude, I ripped the fattest Hipster Flip at the park last weekend, the wood chips were climbing all over each other!
Guy 2: Yeah bro, I know. You sent me a video of you kissing a pile of dirt followed by a video of you trying to tell me about the wood chips where every 10 seconds you’d space out and say “I love this, man”
Guy 1: Bro yeah I was rolling fucking face. You gotta Hipster Flip bro.

~written by two guys currently Hipster Flipping
by deathtotheluddites October 02, 2023
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