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Drown the Goose

To have sex.

My grandpa used to tell me this history that when he was a young lonely boy at the farm, he heard a legend that if you put your willy inside a goose, and then try to drown it while making love to it, the goose's vajayjay start to contract and become's really tight, which feels really good and makes you release your swimmers faster. Later on this became an euphemism for having sex among farmers.
Grandpa: Did you drown the goose last night?
Grandson: Hell yeah, I even came inside her
by Belch666 November 11, 2018
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Goose Egg

When you pop one of your balls out of the side of your pants.
Ayo my homie Errol just popped a Goose Egg
by LINATHEMILF November 23, 2021
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goose list

A term originally used by con men and other swindlers for a list of easy victims that they managed to "take" with no difficulty. Usually such a list gets sold around their dubious industry as a way to find "easy pickins." It also seems to be a common practice around the staffing and recruiting industry.
Hey Frankie, did you get that goose list from Mike's pyramid scheme?
by Ex-Pfizer Again November 28, 2011
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cola goose

a 60's expression to describe yourself or someone else as happy, cool or content.
Jack: "Hey dude howz it goin"
Sam: " I'm a cola goose man"
by kanerockgod April 14, 2009
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Goose the cat

Goose the cat is a cat that has tentacles inside of him hes an alien and can eat anything.
Tim: Hows goose the cat?
Jim: *dead*
goose the cat: meow

Tim: okay then.
by Yooooooooooo21 April 12, 2019
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Goose grenade

joel benjey bc he plays hockey so he thinks he’s canadian. he also loves to sword fight in the locker room with fellow team mates.
joel like boys bc he’s a goose grenade
by iminyourmomsdreams September 27, 2021
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open goose

When you shove goose feces up your partner's butthole and they in turn force the excrement out of their butt into your mouth
the surprise was that i couldnt tell what was the goose poop and his poop when we were doing the open goose!
by bigbootyjudygal June 28, 2020
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