A mechanical goose, half goose, half robotic. Most times it has a sad back story with an arch rival such as Evil Duck.
by HailToTheDock January 16, 2018
Get the mecha goose mug.Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.
by Oceaninto January 5, 2017
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Get the Goose Wayne mug.When you shove goose feces up your partner's butthole and they in turn force the excrement out of their butt into your mouth
the surprise was that i couldnt tell what was the goose poop and his poop when we were doing the open goose!
by bigbootyjudygal June 28, 2020
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Get the goose dancing mug.The act of inserting wonder bread with the force of the thumb into the rectum of a female participant, followed by the act of retrieval using all 5 fingers in a pecking motion.
Man, can I borrow your nail clippers, I can’t get rid of all the shit under my fingernails after The Canada Goose with my girlfriend last night.
by Thecanadiangooser October 17, 2020
Get the The Canada Goose mug.My missus farted so loud a duck couldn't have screamed loud enough. Water fowl were underfoot!
"mum you farted so loudly it sounded like you stomped on a goose"!!!!
"mum you farted so loudly it sounded like you stomped on a goose"!!!!
by goose stomper October 8, 2013
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