Foreskincast

A crazy prediction made by jags_von_David the German shepherd on social media about forecasts the will never happen or is just comical.

Good morning I'm jags handy and here is today's foreskincast! Mostly cloudy with a 10 percent chance of alcohol abuse.

by Jags_von_david September 29, 2025

Foreskincast

A humorous forecast made by the German Shepherd Jags on social media platforms
which made its debut on september 28th 2025

Todays foreskincast: Mostly cloudy this afternoon with a chance of a fart.
clouds and fog moving in this evening, which will obstruct my view of the neighbor showering.
overnight lows in the 80s with windchill dipping below zero.

by Jags_von_david October 1, 2025

Foreskincast

A humorous forecast made by the German shepherd named jags on social media platforms
who coined the phrase on September 28th 2025

Todays foreskincast: partly cloudy this afternoon with a chance of a fart.
Clouds and fog moving in this evening, obstucting my view of the neighbor showering.
lows in the mid 70s tonight with windchills dipping into the teens.

by Jags_von_david October 1, 2025

Foreskin Franks

A woman bites off a man's foreskin and spits it into a sausage maker to incorporate it in a hot dog and uses the same man's nut and her period blood as condiments on the hot dog.

P1: Since when were you circumcised?

P2: Ever since my wife and I made Foreskin Franks.

by LordDingleNut November 9, 2025

Forestep

The step directly before a jump. Commonly mistaken for a starting jump, it occurs when the paws land at the same time as each other before a jump.

Why don't we just call a canter step a forestep?

by anonthermus November 21, 2025

redwood forest

A red-headed persons pubs

I was screwing this guy and noticed he had a redwood forest! It twas discusting.

by calledheronthephone December 29, 2007

Poo Forest

Another lil ole nickname for my pooky Amz!!!!

Hey I lurve you poo forest!!!!

by TheMattimus January 13, 2008