ford

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): ford-ed; ford-ing
To screw up everything one does with total perfection, completely, on multiple levels, denying responsibility while aggressively pursuing any person, organisation or institution that would suggest otherwise

The candidate forded his job interview, leading to his not getting the job, a response from police, fire, coroner and paramedics, two arrests, and an expense of $106,000.00 to stakeholders.

by dcgb December 3, 2013

Ford

A vehicle that never runs and is needed to be pushed everywhere.

Found On Road Dead

Guy 1"I wonder how he stays in shape"
Guy 2"He drives a Ford"

by Country Boy 34 January 3, 2014

faredo

Short for "Fa Real Though" made popular by Branden Vader's song "FaReDo".

I been up all night putting in this work, work, work, work, Faredo!!!

Man these hoes be trippin...Faredo!!!

by HiCMG FAN January 6, 2014

fordondal

Is to caress the nipple of a person without owners permission. Perpetrated by owners partner example (Justin Charles).

When a person is busy undertaking meaningful tasks and sex deprived people decide they need to take advantage of the fact your not wearing a bra and sneek a fordondal!!!

by justanotherbooty May 14, 2014

Fording

-Embellish Facts, A load of bullshit

Don't listen to the Councillors facts, hes fording.

by P416 October 8, 2014

fording

The Australian Bogan equivalent of the adjective, Holding...
Used by Ford fans that hate those f@cken wooly woofter Holden Cars...

-The act of a person or thing that holds.
-To have or keep in ones hand; grasp.

"Oi Bruce, do you know where my sunnies are?"
"Yeah Mate, youse fording them in ur hands, AYE!".

by Undi3s August 19, 2014

Fordsop

Someone with multiple characteristics that need to be listed in rhymes to adequately be described

Fordsop: Pretty much you're a Buddha with hair, you simply don't care, you shed tears of joy and don't play around with these silly boys, who enjoy hoes but that's just how it goes you're as cold as the wind blows and your emotions never show. Yo.

by AHY February 23, 2015