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Coffee Monkey

A man who doesn’t drink coffee, but will bring his girlfriend coffee because she has cknvinced him that it’s foreplay. He will allow her to take photos of the delivery for her Instagram and to create a hashtag (#coffeemonkey) to display his prowess.
The coffee monkey brought me coffee this morning. I guess I’ll have sex with him...next week.
by Ms. Coffee January 17, 2019
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jail house coffee

Jail house coffee is when you add about half the normal amount of coffee grounds that have already made a pot. It’s a way a cheap start up tries to save a buck on the company coffee that management meagerly buys.
Starbucks tastes like jail house coffee once you get your own espresso machine.
by Beech Bum. June 14, 2018
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Coffee

GODS NECTAR, EVERY SINGLE LAST MAN ON EARTH CANNOT GO 5 MINUTES WITHOUT A SIP OF IT!!! YOU ARE MENTALLY UNSTABLE IF YOU DO NOT DRINK COFFEE IT IS NOT HEALTHY YOU ARE GOING TO DO DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES IF YOU DO NOT MAKE COFFEE
DRINK COFFEE NOW
by Corny peps June 15, 2018
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floor coffee

When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.
I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.
by LaceARoo June 17, 2018
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Coffee

A drink used to help out stress,and sleepiness..also if drank by someone in the morning it will probably save everyone else's life from the person who drank it
"I needs coffee NOW" ok just calm down "how can I calm down if I havnt had my coffee" SOMEONE GET HIM/HER COFFEE
by Ayy24 June 22, 2018
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Youse all wanna coffee?

Typical comment from the ignorant server in a dirty or dive diner.
We stopped at the first place we saw and the nasty waitress comes up to us and says ``Youse all wanna coffee?
by tirtle June 28, 2018
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grind the coffee beans

what thieves say when they are in the middle of robbing a store and a cop shows up and they have to leave.
Thieve 1: the cops are here!
Thieve 2: time to grind the coffee beans
Thieve 1 and 2: *leave*
by damb_man July 7, 2018
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