A man who doesn’t drink coffee, but will bring his girlfriend coffee because she has cknvinced him that it’s foreplay. He will allow her to take photos of the delivery for her Instagram and to create a hashtag (#coffeemonkey) to display his prowess.
by Ms. Coffee January 17, 2019
Get the Coffee Monkey mug.Jail house coffee is when you add about half the normal amount of coffee grounds that have already made a pot. It’s a way a cheap start up tries to save a buck on the company coffee that management meagerly buys.
by Beech Bum. June 14, 2018
Get the jail house coffee mug.GODS NECTAR, EVERY SINGLE LAST MAN ON EARTH CANNOT GO 5 MINUTES WITHOUT A SIP OF IT!!! YOU ARE MENTALLY UNSTABLE IF YOU DO NOT DRINK COFFEE IT IS NOT HEALTHY YOU ARE GOING TO DO DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES IF YOU DO NOT MAKE COFFEE
by Corny peps June 15, 2018
Get the Coffee mug.When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.
I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.
by LaceARoo June 17, 2018
Get the floor coffee mug.A drink used to help out stress,and sleepiness..also if drank by someone in the morning it will probably save everyone else's life from the person who drank it
"I needs coffee NOW" ok just calm down "how can I calm down if I havnt had my coffee" SOMEONE GET HIM/HER COFFEE
by Ayy24 June 22, 2018
Get the Coffee mug.We stopped at the first place we saw and the nasty waitress comes up to us and says ``Youse all wanna coffee?
by tirtle June 28, 2018
Get the Youse all wanna coffee? mug.what thieves say when they are in the middle of robbing a store and a cop shows up and they have to leave.
by damb_man July 7, 2018
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