Jesus-cheap

Something so cheap you say "Jesus!"

Jesus! Twelve bucks for that? That's Jesus-cheap!

by petetoth March 16, 2009

Black Jesus

Kaleb, the living embodiment of black jesus.

Bro you know that new kid Kaleb?
Of course look at him, he is Black Jesus.

by Real Black Jesus December 16, 2019

Jesus bracelet

A fashionable bracelet sported by many Christians and non-Christians across America. They are just soooo fashionable that even people who don't believe in Jesus wear them.

Hey look she's wearing a Jesus bracelet.
I thought she was Atheist.
Yeah she is, but Jesus bracelets are in style so she is keeping up with the latest fashion. Duh.

by Jesus bracelet wearer March 26, 2010

jesus people

People who claim to be christian, but are, in reality, attatched to an image of a man who, if he were alive today, would be committed to a mental hospital for claiming to be the son of God.

A group who would rather put tacky fish emblems on their car, instead of read the book that is supposedly their be all end all.

People who claim to know more about the world because of their relationship with someone they know nothing about.

People obsessed with an image of piety, rather than actually being pious.

Christians are ok, it's the Jesus People that ruin things.

The stupid Jesus People gave me another damn pamphlet.

I don't care if the Jesus People think I'm going to hell, they're all idiots.

by Dustin Like What June 27, 2004

Jesus

Jesus

Jesus Christ is Jesus

by 10,11 buff cat June 7, 2022

Jesus

A random hipster in 0AD that tried to get peoples attention that God was real. He also got sacrificed, was resurected 3 days later and died again.

Jesus was a believer in God, so the people crucified him out of hatred!

by BumBumBoi January 5, 2021

Jesus

jesus mean his our father and saviour ,no body in this world will have his name ,because his name is to unique

we are all jesus child

by Huien April 22, 2018