Jesus

He is your next door neighbour, your 16th cousin, and the Christian Lord and savior.

Christian: "Did you know Jesus loves you?"
Jose: "Really? Jesus, cousin, do you love me?"
Jesus: "No, I hate you."

Atheist: "I don't believe in God.
Christian: Jesus hates you. You're going to Hell when you die.

by NickerASnicker May 31, 2018