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royal english breakfast

Waking your girl up to a hearty, quality breakfast with some eggs and sausage because shes a woman who deserves respect. Hah just kidding, its putting your dick between two english muffins, just how the queen would like it.
Damn, I gave Becky quite the Royal English Breakfast this morning. She liked that i added gooch butter for taste.
by Eeeeeeeen May 27, 2017
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Breakfast

To have a shot of meth
It’s time for breakfast “ and the clock reads 4:20pm
by Crabbincrab420 January 22, 2019
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The Complete Belgian Breakfast

You wake up in the morning, hop in the shower, take a shit in the shower, (waffle stomp that bitch), and sensually glaze the waffle with your jizz. Take a step back and admire your work. Enjoy!
"Hey, why is Tommy Tomasso so out of breath?"

"Oh, cuz he just finished The Complete Belgian Breakfast, he gave it all he had."
by The Thesaurus July 31, 2024
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Lunch for breakfast

The act of having sexual intercourse prior to the time of 12:00 pm; typically immediately after waking up.
John: What did you and Sally do this morning?

Geoff: We had some lunch for breakfast... and then I made us some hashbrowns.
by Tdar69 September 18, 2017
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sniff breakfast

To sniff someone's ass
April smelt something in the air once Richard walked in the room, so she decided to sniff his breakfast while he's was bent over. She then realized it was an awful mistake. Sniff breakfast
by Galidude April 22, 2018
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The act of eating the male sperm from a vagina left after intercourse.
It’s ok, I had Breakfast at Tiffany’s this morning with the wife.
by Drippydick June 26, 2018
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breakfast soup

when a woman has her period and it's all over the breakfast.
"awwww man my girlfriend made breakfast soup." "awwww maaaaan!"
by trainfan February 16, 2025
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