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National New Friends Day 

national holiday celebrating making new friends
me: hey, it's october 19th!
person: what's that?
me: national new friends day!

national murder your small friends day 

October 22nd is national murder your small friends day. This applies to any of your friends that are smaller than you.
Tall friend: Hey it’s october 22nd!
Small friends: So?
Tall friend: Its national murder your small friends day!
Small friends: no💔

Don't name your friends. 

We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

book of friends 

Natsume Takashi found his grandma's, Natsume Reiko's book in an old box. Reiko would see Youkai/monsters/weird creatures, so she made this book out of her notebook. She used it for writing names of these creatures,so she could always call them. After she passed away, Natsume met Nyanko Sensei who isn't an actual cat. It's really fun watch Natsume Yuujinchou<3
Nyanko sensei: Do you have the book of friends?
*youkai steals it*
Natsume: THE BOOK OF FRIENDS!
book of friends by Sxxls_. June 9, 2021

eat your friends day 

Eat your Friends Day: A day where you eat your friends!
example: "hey wanna go eat each other? sure!"

happy eat your friends day!

Take your friends 

After recieving a sip from a friend's canned beverage, the act of slurping the leftover spit/beverage from the rim of the can at the edge of the mouthpiece is dubbed "taking your friends"
Friend 1: "Here's your drink, thanks for the sip."
Friend 2: "Take your friends."
Friend 1: *Slurps edge of can
Take your friends by SirCanuck October 9, 2021