Beach postpartum depression

When you leave a beach vacation and have to get back to the real world. First few days you have serious depression.

I can't get out of the bed today because I have beach postpartum depression.

by Jellybean2oo3 June 16, 2016

post meal depression

the depression you feel after eating a meal you thought would be good but was crap, you can also get post meal depression after eating a meal and being sad when all the food is gone.

"aw man i can't believe how bad that pie was, total post meal depression.

by ilikecatsalotyeah November 28, 2011

bring on the anti depressants

A phrased used by goths to express a need for drugs to help treat their "depression".

X: "Fuckit! Bobby dumped me! I feel like killing myself!"
Y: "Bring on the anti depressants! Prozacs do the job!"

by Patrick Norman September 25, 2005

Post porn depression

A male version of post parting depression. The feeling of being exhausted, guilty, and regretful.

He had post porn depression when the man walked into the room and f$%led her brains better than you.

by Solid Mantis July 29, 2016

Depression Nap

When you close your eyes while listening to music. Without sleeping but you still feel energized and refreshed after.

Savannah often takes depression naps.

by Wahay1002 June 4, 2020

post-poon depression

When the poon is so good that a day or two later you get sad cause you want to hit it again but can't.

Dude, that pussy was so good but after we had sex she told me we couldn't do it again because she's with someone else, I'm going through some serious post-poon depression.

by Brandon Cherry March 10, 2016

Post-Fartum Depression

When you fart really loud and good and you get depressed after it's over, (as defined by the show "Practical Jokers" on TruTV, Season 1, Episode 42)

I just had the most epic fart and now I have Post-Fartum Depression.

by Nunya Bid Ness November 20, 2018