ON DESCUTE DE TOUT

"we need to talk" in french. something i shout at my friends as an ironic joke.

guy1: "i think jacks gf is gonna break up with him"
guy2: *mimics girls voice* "ON DESCUTE DE TOUT"

by moldy_bellybuttons January 28, 2019

de facto virgin

Someone who has only slept with prostitutes. Probably suffers from a lot of social anxiety/social isolation. Not necessarily ugly/fat. Often lives a sheltered existence. In said person's desperation, he sometimes seeks the companionship/instant gratification of hookers.

May as well be a virgin.

Tim has paid for sex but has never had sex with a real girl before.

Tim is a de facto virgin.

by Submitters of Words March 26, 2017

marloes de grappenuitlegger

A person from a mememaker called kakhiel, he explains every meme. Really stupid. Everyone loves him because we fell so sorry for him. He has a really cool personality and i can tell him everything, a true friend.

someone: huh i dont get this really funny meme..
R & T: Maybe marloes de grappenuitlegger can explain it?!

by LOI_LOVER February 19, 2021

Coup De Nah

Ending ones fucked presidency with a failed Coup. Much like a Coup De Grace but with it being as laughably failed as the presidency term.

"Yeah man, Jesus told us to make the Coup De Grace a Coup D'etat but it turned into a Coup De Nah."

by TheLoneW@nderer January 25, 2021

Car de pillar

A special kind of person who likes to chew pills.

Guy 1: I have a Ford
Guy 2: Do you? I have a toyota.
Guy 1: aren't those pretty cheap?
Guy 2: It aint a car de pillar tho.

by Firelizardzucc December 7, 2018

danny de yeeto

A combination of "Danny devito" and "yeet"

Mike throwing something so far it suprasses yeeting

dan: dude you just danny de yeeto 'd that water bottle

by Hehe I cheated February 9, 2021

Illusion de panoramique

The phenomenon by which horizontal rain, when superimposed upon distant landscapes (e.g. mountain ranges) creates a kaleidoscope effect where the panorama appears to move away from the viewer. Also known colloquially through the acronym as 'I.D.P.'

"Man, this horizontal rain is awful, but check out that I.D.P illusion de panoramique- those vistas are spacey!"

by carcha July 13, 2018