chef david

Chef David is not to be trifled with. Chef David does not like that. Chef David is a more intense version of Gordon Ramsey.

John: crying
Mary: what happened?
John: He went all Chef David on my ass. I forgot to take my head out of my ass before coming into work.
Mary: Don't you know Chef David doesn't like that! Stear clear!

by moie13 December 26, 2013

David Hunter

BlockStars biggest plug and everything. 12 years in the industry, enjoys getting pegged.

Don’t be a David Hunter

The wife pegged me like David Hunter

by Legit Crypto May 11, 2022

David Smith

David husband of Heavfer is someone who ONLY hits bullseyes, But he only plays darts on monday nights. He goes to the bar and likes to drink with Seth.

Malachi: Hey Danial wheres Dad?

Danial: Oh you mean David Smith? Probably at the Bar with Heavfer and Seth it is a Monday night.

by Foxy2009 September 18, 2021

zaria david

Zaria is the nicest person ever. She makes me smile when i’m sad and cares about many people. Everyone helps her when she’s sad because she would do the same for us We love zaria and care for her very much

💖 from ushay
to zaria david

by lalaworld323 October 2, 2022

david peacock

David Peacock, otherwise just known as DAVE, is a young ape-like man who is totally obsessed with himself while also hating himself at the same time. He is often found saying such phrases as: "I am literally the most handsome man alive" or, "Why am I so bad at pulling birds!!?". When in his natural habitat, a David Peacock can be found strutting around the watering hole topless while admiring his reflection and oversized chest. Although a lovely person, David Peacock does have a distinct lack of hygiene and anyone who steps into his bedroom is immediately knocked back by the stench and visible untidiness. When communicating, David Peacock usually makes a variety of grunting noises which can translate to joy, anger or sexual frustration. If made happy, the Peacock will often make a broad cheek to cheek smile, furthermore, if he really enjoys something; he'll grab his own scrotum and giggle sinisterly to himself

Example 1.
Girl: I just met a complete david peacock}
Guy: Oh no...

Example 2.
Angus: Why is their such a mess in the sink!?
Chris: David Peacock

by connor-douglas69;) March 16, 2018

david wiley

Awesome man who knows all

David Wiley really does know everything...because he's David freaking Wiley.

by Kaydra May 19, 2014

David laurence

A racist Hitler type of person. This person will never laugh and is probably plotting how he can kill every race except his own.

Wow Hitler was a real David Laurence

by ya boi 76 December 8, 2018