Clumpy Cum

The viscous ejaculation from a dehydrated man, that looks more like glue than cum

Baby, no one likes clumpy cum .... have a drink

by Darryl Warren February 26, 2007

Cum Blaster

One who blasts a lot of cum, ie, comes a lot

That bitch is a cum blaster, i was soaked after i ate her out

by Rusty Nail August 31, 2005

Cum and Run

to cum on a girls face after intercourse, and quickly grab your things, run out, and never return again.

Last night I gave Jodie a mean dirty harry, and pulled a cum and run. I couldn't find my underwear though, but it was a feasible sacrifice.

by ChrisCash May 8, 2011

cum face

A girl who enjoys having her face ejaculated on.

She likes it when you pull it out and shoot all over her face.

by left4ded March 30, 2005

cum donut

when a worker at a donut shop, usually Krispy Kreme or Dunkin Donuts, cums on the inside of a jelly donut instead of filling it. Sometimes if the employee is either really daring or high, the cum will replace the icing on top of the donut.

Dude, I got fired yesterday for serving one of my cum donuts to a customer.

by Disonad7 November 19, 2007

Cum Lung

A throat and upper respiratory ailment that results from sucking a lot of dick. Symptoms include congestion, a hacking cough, crying, bitching, moaning, and occasionally death. Affects women and gay men. Can be treated by such maneuvers as a donkey punch, a white dragon, and the danza slap.

Jen was being a bigger bitch than usual so Joe assumed she was suffering from the cum lung and danza slapped her.

by Joe the Clown Hater January 13, 2011

cum crust

Cum crust is available in two forms. First is the cum from a penis that dries on a vagina after sex.
The second is when a female gets sexually excited and excretes her lubricant onto her panties where it dries and becomes crusty.

After making love both male and female bodily fluids, cum,soak the vaginal area and the penis. If one does not wash after sex and allows this to dry a thin white layer of cum crust will form on the head of the penis and the vagina resulting in cum crust.

by Jay Latimer March 10, 2008