clam kicking sluts

The appropriate action/reaction when running into the homewrecking swamp hog that stole your man. She can have the man and a swift kick in the vag

I'd be clam kicking sluts like her all damn day

by clamkickinexpert July 10, 2011

clam chowder vagina

When the man cums in the woman’s vagina and then the girl cums and the man eats all the cum with a spoon out the vagina

“Oh daddy eat my clam chowder vagina right now” “oh mommy the clam chowder vagina is so yummy

by Harry Nutzzack August 22, 2022

Dutch clam feast

The act of preforming cunnilingus on a woman under the covers while she proceeds to Dutch oven you.

Fred: Hey Pete how was your date with Jenna last night?
Pete: It was pretty good, i had a Dutch clam feast.

by Jackie rose November 4, 2021

Virginia Clam Hamper

Stuffing your sister with cum-soaked socks in an attempt to impregnate her without actual intercourse, thus producing a child that is not capable of functioning alone in the world.

Dude... I gave Sally a Virginia Clam Hamper last weekend. Shit was so cash...

by The Cock Shiner December 18, 2010

boston clam chowder

the term comes from the act of queefing while going through the menstrual cycle.

man i just boston clam chowdered all over my undies, someone got a tampon?!

by katelin/becky April 25, 2005

shoot some clams

1) v. The practice of meeting and having sexual relations.

2) v. to have sex.

Billy said to his friends, "Hey guys, let's go down to the pier and shoot some clams".

by algebraboy99 September 10, 2010

clam pussy

sweaty, fish smelling, rank vagina. generally owned by fat people and Tristan Chiapetti.

Example:
Daniel: Do you smell Chiapetti's clam pussy?

Swanson: Ya I kinda like it.

by Daniel Hagan November 7, 2007